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I Can't Keep Any Real Guys. So I Keep These Ones!

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Guy Pearce. He's been a drag queen, a cowboy, an evil puffy-shirt guy and a guy with no memory. Not to mention he is beautiful! Power to Felicia!

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Brad Pitt.... I like peanut butter too. See we have things in common. That would just be a sad twist of fate. Me and Brad Pitt. Ha... Death and Death... Walking hand in hand.

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Agent Mulder. I just want you to know that I consider you to be a genious. I'd go anywhere with you man! (So if your heading to some cool place soon... I'd accept any invitations.)

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Jac-Leonardo DiCaprio. You will always have a place in my heart and my heart will go on.

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This is Mystical Football Guy. Mmmm... So smalltown america.... Mmmmm...

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Jay and Silent Bob! STONER POWER! I love Jay and Silent Bob. I really want to thank them for saving the world in Dogma!

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Matt Damon! You are really hot and a good actor. Yeah, but really, you shouldn't hail down fire and brimestone on the puny humans. Honestly!

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This is my favourite Calvin Kline model! His name is Travis Fimmel.  He's an underwear model.... A VERY good one!
 

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