MY CURRENT STATISTICAL REPORT:
Full Name: Sir Sanders deMandingoworthward
Um...Not Full Name: Sandy
Shorter Names: Buddy, Stupid, Badog, Goodeboya
Age in Human Years: 2 and 3/4
Age in Dog Years:(Carry the four...)14..ish
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Blonde...Naturally
Best Feature: My tail, it's so beautiful... Must...Catch...Tail...Moving...So... Fast...Feeling...Dizzy....
Best Friend: Amanda
Significant Other: Well, I'm hoping to graduate from inanimate objects soon.
Must Have Crush: Oh, to speak her name fills my...heart... with such feelings.... Oh Zoe! Whenever will
you notice me! I SNIFFED YOUR BUTT AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN CALL! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!