Reporter: "Mr. President, if you were any
tree, what tree would you be?"
Bush: "I'm not a tree... I'm a Bush!"
"You mean, like, a book?" -Justin Timberlake
being asked if he had read anything interesting lately.
"I said breeches! Not briches!"
"Attention! Bingo night has been changed
from 3:00PM to 1:00PM!" -Jordan
"Hey! You think Hannibal's home?" -Allie
"Sure it's safe! I do this all the time!"Loud
crash "Ahhhhh!" -Jordan
"WANNA WRASTLE!!" -Sandy via telepathic
"Ima HAAAAAMMMMMSTTTERRRR!!!!" Emily, non-fic.
"I TOUCHED A LLAMA! I TOUCHED A LLAMA!" - The asmatic child
from the motion picture Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
"Hey look! Martians! No really! They really landed this time! I told
you! The Martains have landed!" -A person at a themepark who kept saying this and pointing to us.
"Welcome to Earth." -A guy running a ride at the same themepark.
What can I say...We were wearing attenaes.
Amanda: "What are we going to buy with all our points?"
Jordan: "Fake teeth!" -Jordan and Amanda in the arcade.
"Oh Amanda! We totally have to wear our Deedly Boppers!" -Jordan
discribing our wardrobe on my 1st day of highschool.
"I call everyonw 'Darling' because I can't remember their names!"-
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of
the human bladder." - Alfred Hitchcock